"For a short time a few years ago, Planned Parenthood's Web site would, for only fifteen dollars plus shipping and handling, sell you a T-shirt that declares, "I had an abortion." (Which I suppose, gives new meaning to the phrase dressed to kill.)

The shirts were marketed right below the ever-tasteful "Choice on Earth" Christmas cards the group seems to push every December. Yes, nothing says Christmas cheer to your friends like a gentle reminder to defend partial birth abortion against regulation by those bloodthirsty, dangerous fringe groups... you know the ones... church members."